gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

(via alyg8or)

(via fuckyeahlanadelrey)

  • waka flocka flame: bill cosby please leave my house
  • bill cosby: beep bop no

turklet:

i actually died when i was 3 and that inspired me to audition for the voice

(via cougarlaney)

one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

(via beyoncebeytwice)

(via beyoncebeytwice)

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch

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lindsaychrist:

image

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Road washed out by flood, WA state.

(via keepingupwiththekardacheyennes)

cnnbraekingnews:

i want to do something cute like adopt a small dog or start a cult

(via cougarlaney)

  • commercial: "have you or someone you love-"
  • me: slow down thats the same person

trilled:

I am never liking anyone ever again ever this is retarded

(via cougarlaney)

(via cougarlaney)

  • senior quote: the offer still stands for you to sit on my face
  • what a girl says: i'm fine
  • what she's thinking: chicken nugger